Do I perform micro weddings and elopements? You bet I do.

I offer a flexible range of options (ohh wait, that sounds too corporate – let me try again).

I perform micro ceremonies and elopements that are suited to what you want. It can be completing the legal docs on a kitchen table with a pale ale nearby. It can be in a backyard with a group of your dearest nearby with a script about how you met, your first date, or the time you both hid that body.

Believe it or not (and oh you better believe it), I love the intimate affairs. I have loads of experience performing in front of small crowds. When starting out in comedy, you’d often perform to exactly six people, and half of them would be drunk and throwing fruit at you.

In comparison, micro weddings and elopements are a genuine dream. I love it.

So, if you dig that jive, get in touch below.