There’s been many wars in our time. None, however, have been as devastating as the one between Melbourne’s north and south - otherwise known as the ‘cardigan wars.’

Georgie and Alan have life worked out. Clocked. Perfect relationship – tick. Perfect house – tick. Dirty Dot as their Mum / Mum-in-law – tick.

My weekend of weddings kicked off on Friday night with Pat, Adriana and the second biggest cannoli cake I’ve ever seen.

It’s a Saturday night in the autumn of 2012.  I’m in a car driven by one of my besties. Josh Exton. What a handsome son of a bitch. Chin jaw. Wavy brown hair. Lips like a barracouta.