It’s the night of Heleena and Philip’s wedding. The night is crisp. Smith Street is awash with its usual cast of characters. I make my way up to the venue, dodging a volley of VB stubbies thrown by the nearby hobos.

Ok, back for part two.

I have a brother-in-law. His name is Gary. Every Sunday night we sit down, grab a beer and try to guess the nationalities of the people being saved on Bondi Rescue.

Sometimes you meet a couple and you want to become the third party in their relationship. This happened when I met Lien and Andrew.

Last Saturday I ventured to the seaside surrounds of Jan Juc to marry the wonderful duo that is Sarah and John.

Last Friday I had the wonderful privilege of marrying my friend Sam ‘Pots’ Lavery and his super gorgeous fiancée Victoria Alys Small.

When I was a kid a ‘triple header’ consisted of watching three games of footy, eating two boxes of BBQ Shapes and God damn loving life.These days it occurs when I have three weddings in three weekends. And it’s just as darn enjoyable.

Last Saturday night I had the pleasure of marrying Kara Taylor and Tyson Clingan. They're a remarkable couple. They met at a time when Blockbuster Video was still a viable business model, and their fondness for one another hasn't diminished since.